Welcome!
So glad you’re here.
Let’s plan some awesome bachelorette parties together.
We’ve all had that frustrated moment –
– feeling unprepared and frazzled when we just want to extend our hospitality to someone lovely. I can’t tell you how many times I have uttered this exact phrase to myself when having people over. And yes, sometimes my expletive of choice is a bit more raunchy…
Traditional event planners are worth their weight in gold.
Even party hosts who aren’t hiring planners, however, usually want to simplify and streamline party prep. Who doesn’t want to minimize stress and maximize awesome? The world could use an alternative to traditional on-site full-service event planners.
I’m here to help ordinary people plan extraordinary bachelorette parties.
Life is too short to let hosting anxiety hold you back, or prevent you from enjoying quality time with friends and family during a super-special chapter in life. Life is also too short to stress out about finding the damn corkscrew.
The Three Keys To Sane Party Planning are my cornerstone for my event planning philosophy.
Three fundamentals apply to any pleasant get-together, whether it’s spontaneous pizza and beer on Friday night or a fancy catered garden party months in the making.
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Know Thy Guest List
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Know Thyself
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Thou Shalt Not Forget the Ice
These three guidelines – even if you only consider them for 60 seconds before texting friends to come over – will make ALL your parties so much easier and more fun.
For more in-depth information, check out the blog, to jump to the topics you want to learn more about, share questions and frustrations and ideas, and see how I can personally help you with your bachelorette party.
You have such a knack for thinking of the important-yet-rarely-remembered items (thong cleaner!) – you’re like my hospitality fairy godmother! -Sarah M.
Hello dear reader,
My name is Madeline, and I’m the founder and hostess-in-chief of Where Is The Damn Corkscrew. I started this website because I love helping people, I love event planning, and quality time is my #1 love language and I’m pretty sure it’s reason I’m here on this earth.
Professionally, I’ve staffed over one hundred events.
I’ve worked on everything from film festival opening nights to formal fundraising galas, most notably while in the development department at The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington, D.C. I’ve also taken the lead on hundreds of casual get-togethers in my personal life, and recently I planned my own wedding in less than seven months. Planning any event, from a board game night or murder mystery party to a dinner party or cocktail party, brings me such joy.
My goal is to make quality time easier to enjoy for everyone.
The world is full of excellent full-service event planners, caterers, day-of coordinators, etiquette mavens, lovely decor ideas which look like a million bucks (because they are), scrumptious recipes that are labeled “easy” (but often aren’t), and all sorts of things that most people don’t typically need or want.
I hope you’ll join me as we all grow as hosts and as humans together. (I’m always learning too – I’ve had my fair share of Pinterest fails!) I want to tackle your thorniest questions, I want to hear your stories, and I want to know how else I can help you.
Let me know what you need.
Seriously! Ask me anything. After a decade of social awkwardness and organizational struggles, casual entertaining now comes naturally to me. Tell me where you are, what you need, what kind of host you want to be. I’ll tell you how I got from point A (awkward beginner hostess) to point B (checklist champion and hostess with the mostess).
If you’d like to send me a message check out the Contact page, and remember to subscribe to the Where Is The Damn Corkscrew VIP email list for the latest updates and all sorts of free bonus goodies.
I appreciate you stopping by my little corner of the Internet, dear reader!
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