Where Is The Damn Corkscrew
Last updated: May 17, 2018
Where Is The Damn Corkscrew, LLC (“us”, “we”, or “our”) operates the whereisthedamncorkscrew.com.com website (the “Service”).
This page informs you of our policies regarding the collection, use, and disclosure of Personal Information when you use our Service.
Information Collection And Use
What information is being collected?
While using our Service, we may ask you to provide us with certain personally identifiable information that can be used to contact or identify you. Personally-identifiable information (“PII”) may include but is not limited to, your email address, name, phone number, postal address, other information (“Personal Information”).
How is this information being collected?
PII is collected primarily through interactive web forms throughout the Services where users can indicate consent (freely-given, specific, informed, and unambiguous consent) for PII to be used in a specific way. For example, a user may consent for the Service to use PII for a single use (e.g. one-time use of email address to receive a free PDF) or for multiple uses. Multiple-use consent can be adjusted at any time, and users always have a right to withdraw consent for any or all of multiple uses of PII.
Why is this information is being collected, and why is it needed?
We collect this information for the purpose of providing the Service, identifying and communicating with you, responding to your requests/inquiries, servicing your purchase orders, and improving our services. We make every effort to collect the minimum amount of PII needed to fulfill these purposes (e.g. first name and email address). More PII may be required to complete transactions and fulfill contracts (e.g. last name, billing address), or for other legitimate interest like legal obligations.
We may use your PII to contact you with newsletters, marketing or promotional materials and other information that may be of interest to you. You may opt out of receiving any, or all, of these communications from us by following the unsubscribe link or instructions provided in any email we send or by contacting us.
For how long will my PII be kept?
PII will be retained for as long as necessary to fulfill the purposes specified above. PII can be completely removed from our records upon request unless otherwise required by law (e.g. tax records). PII will also occasionally be purged from our records per the Document Retention Policy of Where Is The Damn Corkscrew, LLC, which is available upon request in response to a reasonable and appropriate inquiry.
PII is often kept in multiple software systems for the purposes of fulfilling different business purposes. One of these software systems is Google Sheets, a Google Drive product, where PII is backed up regularly to ensure redundancy.
How is this information safeguarded? What will happen in the case of a security breach that impacts PII?
Where Is The Damn Corkscrew, LLC is committed to security, accountability, transparency, and responsibility in data collection and protection.
The security of your PII is important to us, and we strive to implement and maintain reasonable, commercially acceptable security procedures and practices appropriate to the nature of the information we store, in order to protect it from unauthorized access, destruction, use, modification, or disclosure.
In the event of a security breach that impacts PII, we will report the breach within 72 hours of notification or detection of the breach to the email address on file that you have provided.
However, please be aware that no method of transmission over the internet, or method of electronic storage is 100% secure and we are unable to guarantee the absolute security of PII we have collected from you.
We may also collect information that your browser sends whenever you visit our Service (“Log Data”). This Log Data may include information such as your computer’s Internet Protocol (“IP”) address, browser type, browser version, the pages of our Service that you visit, the time and date of your visit, the time spent on those pages and other statistics.
In addition, we use third-party services such as Google Analytics that collect, monitor and analyze this type of information in order to increase our Service’s functionality. These third party service providers have their own privacy policies addressing how they use such information.
You can instruct your browser to refuse all cookies or to indicate when a cookie is being sent. The Help feature on most browsers provides information on how to accept cookies, disable cookies or to notify you when receiving a new cookie.
If you do not accept cookies, you may not be able to use some features of our Service and we recommend that you leave them turned on.
Do Not Track Disclosure
We do not support Do Not Track (“DNT”). Do Not Track is a preference you can set in your web browser to inform websites that you do not want to be tracked.
You can enable or disable Do Not Track by visiting the Preferences or Settings page of your web browser.
Compliance With Laws
We will disclose your PII where required to do so by law or subpoena or if we believe that such action is necessary to comply with the law and the reasonable requests of law enforcement or to protect the security or integrity of our Service.
We may employ third party companies and individuals to facilitate our Service, to provide the Service on our behalf, to perform Service-related services and/or to assist us in analyzing how our Service is used.
These third parties have access to your PII only to perform specific tasks on our behalf and are obligated not to disclose or use your information for any other purpose.
Social Sharing Features
The Services may offer social sharing features and other integrated tools (such as the Pinterest “Pin” button), which let you share actions you take on our Services with other media, and vice versa. Your use of such features enables the sharing of information with your friends or the public, depending on the settings you establish with the entity that provides the social sharing feature. For more information about the purpose and scope of data collection and processing in connection with social sharing features, please visit the privacy policies of the entities that provide these features.
Links To Other Sites
We have no control over and assume no responsibility for the content, privacy policies or practices of any third party sites or services.
Only persons age 18 or older have permission to access our Service. Our Service does not address anyone under the age of 13 (“Children”).
We do not knowingly collect personally identifiable information from children under 13. If you are a parent or guardian and you learn that your Children have provided us with Personal Information, please contact us. If we become aware that we have collected Personal Information from a child under age 13 without verification of parental consent, we take steps to remove that information from our servers and from the servers of relevant third-party service providers.
Rights of Users Regarding Privacy & PII
- You have the right to be informed of how your PII is collected and used.
- You have the right to access PII that the Services have collected, without financial cost.
- You have the right to rectification, to update, edit, change, modify, or confirm PII.
- You have the right to erasure, to request that your PII be deleted, to unsubscribe, and the right to withdraw consent of PII use for any or all purposes of the Service.
- You have the right to restrict processing of PII.
- You have the right to data portability of PII.
- You have the right to objection of the use of PII.
- You have rights in regards to automation, to refuse automatic decision making based on PII.
Terms & Conditions
Last updated: March 13, 2018
You participate and comment on our site at your own risk. We cannot be responsible for any harm or damages caused to you by your use of the site.
By accessing the site, you agree:
i. You are over the age of 18.
ii. Your posts won’t contain any language or material that is abusive, insulting, vulgar, threatening, hateful, harassing, obscene, racist, sexually explicit or otherwise objectionable.
iii. You won’t interfere with anyone else’s use or enjoyment of the site.
iv. You agree to only post comments and messages once.
v. Your posts won’t contain any inappropriate advertising or solicitations.
vi. Your posts won’t violate any laws or the legal rights of others.
vii. You won’t use any data gathering or extraction methods to catalog, download or otherwise reproduce, store or distribute the content of the site.
viii. You won’t transmit any software or other material that contains a virus or other harmful component.
ix. You will only participate in alcohol-related discussions and click on links related to alcoholic beverages if you are over the legal drinking age in your country. The Service does not condone underage drinking.
Intellectual Property: Original Content
Where Is The Damn Corkscrew contains intellectual property owned by, including trademarks, trade dress, copyrights, proprietary information and other intellectual property. You may not modify, publish, transmit, participate in the transfer or sale of, create derivative works from, distribute, display, reproduce or perform, or in any way exploit in any format whatsoever any of the Where Is The Damn Corkscrew content, in whole or in part without our prior written consent.
We reserve the right to immediately remove your account and access to Where Is The Damn Corkscrew, including any products or services offered through the site, without refund, if you are caught violating this intellectual property policy.
Intellectual Property: Third-Party Photographic Images
The Service claims no credit for any photographic images posted on this site unless otherwise noted. Images on this blog are copyright to its respective owners. If there is a photographic image appearing on this blog that belongs to you and you do not wish for it to appear on this site, please e-mail email@example.com with a link to said image and it will be promptly removed.
Social Sharing of Copyrighted Content
The Service may offer social sharing features and other integrated tools (such as the Pinterest “Pin” button), which let you share actions you take on our Services with other media, and vice versa.
Content from the Services which are shared on other media (such as Pinterest images, pins, boards, and captions, or Instagram images and captions) fall under the Intellectual Property policies above.
Be advised that the Services uses third-party images that are copyright to their respective owners unless otherwise noted.
Also, be advised that many other media platforms (e.g. Pinterest and Instagram) have their own policies regarding social sharing of copyrighted content. Many media platforms have policies stating that when a user uploads an image to the platform, the user is also claiming a legal right to that image. The Service encourages all users to read the policies and terms of third-party media platforms and image services carefully.
Even if an integrated tool offers a sharing feature image or other content, the Intellectual Property policies above still apply. The primary exception is regarding distribution of original content from the Service. You may distribute and display images from the Services as long as there are appropriate attributions and no modification. For example, a “re-pin” on a Pinterest boards or a linked image in a blog post round-up falls under this acceptable use policy as long as the image is not modified and the content is linked back to a live page on https://whereisthedamncorkscrew.com.
Governing Law & Jurisdiction
These terms and policies will be construed under the laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia. If any legal or equitable action is brought in connection with these policies and terms and the complainant does not prevail in such action, the complainant shall pay Where Is The Damn Corkscrew, LLC the costs and expenses (including, without limitation, reasonable attorneys’ fees) incurred by Where Is The Damn Corkscrew, LLC in connection with such action.
If you have any questions about these Terms and Conditions, please contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Last updated: March 13, 2018
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Last updated: May 17, 2018
Services Refund Policy
If you are a client of Where Is The Damn Corkscrew, LLC, please refer to your specific contract to review the terms which apply to your service package.
The following are the general refund policies of Where Is The Damn Corkscrew, LLC, which apply unless otherwise specified in writing.
- For the Services rendered by Where Is The Damn Corkscrew, LLC, Client agrees to pay to Where Is The Damn Corkscrew, LLC, the fees set forth in the contract (“Agreement”) for services, in the manner and amounts and at the times set forth on the Agreement.
- If Where Is The Damn Corkscrew, LLC, fails to receive the full amount of any payment within five (5) calendar days of its due date, Where Is The Damn Corkscrew, LLC, may terminate the Agreement and cease providing Services without any liability or further obligation to Client.
- Where Is The Damn Corkscrew, LLC, may cancel an Agreement at any time for any reason, by providing written notice to Client. In the event of cancellation by Where Is The Damn Corkscrew, LLC, a partial refund will be provided for sums already paid in relation to the Services.
- Client may cancel an Agreement for any reason by providing a minimum of seven (7) calendar days’ written cancellation notice to Where Is The Damn Corkscrew, LLC, before the start date of the Services, and a full refund will be provided for any sums already paid. If Client provides fewer than seven (7) calendar days’ written cancellation notice before the start date of the Services, or if Client cancels the Agreement after the start date of the Services, Client shall forfeit all sums already paid to Where Is The Damn Corkscrew.
- If the Services have begun partially but have not concluded, and Agreement is terminated by Client, or by Where Is The Damn Corkscrew, LLC due to a breach of Agreement by Client, Client shall forfeit all sums already paid to Where Is The Damn Corkscrew, LLC.
- If Client fails to respond from communication from Where Is The Damn Corkscrew, LLC, regarding work to be performed under Agreement within fourteen (14) days of such communication, then this Agreement shall terminate automatically. In the event of such automatic termination, Client will forfeit all sums already paid to Where Is The Damn Corkscrew, LLC.
- In the event that Client is dissatisfied with the work performed in the course of the Services, Client will forfeit all sums already paid to Where Is The Damn Corkscrew, LLC, and Client may inquire about additional products or services from Where Is The Damn Corkscrew, LLC with the understanding that no discount or refund will be available.
- Services will be rendered, with the cooperation of Client, within a time period no more than sixty (60) days from the date of execution of this agreement. After sixty (60) days from the date of execution of this agreement, Where Is The Damn Corkscrew, LLC, will cease providing Services without any liability or further obligation to Client. In the event of such automatic termination after sixty (60) days, Client will forfeit all sums already paid to Where Is The Damn Corkscrew, LLC.
- Client understands and agrees that, unless otherwise specified in an Agreement, refunds are not available for sums paid to Where Is The Damn Corkscrew, LLC.
Online Course Refund Policy
Where Is The Damn Corkscrew has a “no questions asked” full refund guarantee for the first 30 days after the purchase of an online course. Simply contact firstname.lastname@example.org with the subject line “Course Refund Request” and the refund will be processed within 10-14 business days.
Regarding payment plans, this 30-day policy applies from the processing date of the first payment. This policy applies only to amounts already paid by the customer, regardless of the total price of the course.
Where Is The Damn Corkscrew offers no exceptions to the 30-day “no questions asked” full refund policy. We want you to be satisfied and happy and are delighted to offer a generous refund policy for our online courses, to give you ample opportunity to evaluate if the product is right for you. However, so we can maintain this policy for all online students, we will not make exceptions to the 30-day refund period for any reason.
We recommend contacting us for assistance if you experience any issues receiving, downloading, or using our products.
Digital Download Refund Policy
All sales are final for digital download products (e.g. eBooks and PDF files). Due to the nature of digital purchases, there are no refunds, exchanges, or order cancellations.
We recommend contacting us for assistance if you experience any issues receiving, downloading, or using our products.
If you have any questions about these refund policies, please contact us at email@example.com